Thursday, April 26, 2007

Take Me Out to the Ballgame


So, I went to my first Dodger game the other night. An old college buddy of mine, Schultzie, brought his wife, sister and progeny down the coast, and treated me to a ticket out at Chavez Ravine to see Barry Bonds and the San Francisco Giants.

I've been to maybe 50 ball games in my life, the vast majority at Yankee Stadium. My experience is that people either love Yankee Stadium, or they hate it. Personally, I always loved the experience. It didn't get any better than 50,000 rabid fans, on a crisp, sunny Saturday, in the House that Ruth Built, caring WAY too much. The pinstripes, the Yankee Franks, the Bleacher Bums, you can't beat it. Others can't stand it. The Bronx, the profanity, the arrogance. I remember a former colleague of mine at Estee Lauder. Originally from Seattle, he was all agog about going to "The Stadium" for the first time. Came in the next day. I said, "How'd you like it?" He said, "That place is a dump!" Coming from Seattle and their modern stadium, he, like many, is of the, "sushi at the ballpark/day care for the kids behind centerfield/baseball as a backdrop" set. So where would L.A. fall?

I live about 9 miles from Dodger Stadium, but it took me about 50 minutes all told, what with traffic and parking. Still, I was there with plenty of time, as my buddy and his clan were held up by traffic all the way up in Santa Barbara. New to the place, on a BEAUTIFUL night, I figured I'd amble around the grounds for a while. But you know what, let me back up a second. Just driving to the ballgame is something I hadn't done in YEARS. NO ONE drives to Yankee Stadium. No one smart, anyway. I lived in midtown, on the east side. I'd walk to the subway, and like 25 minutes and 3 express stops later, I'm there. Door to door. Here, I was treated to the combo platter of rush hour, and ball game traffic. Still, all in all, not bad. Until I got to the parking lot, that is. FIFTEEN smackers later, I parked the car in the lot behind the outfield and started my promenade.

The stadium itself, though one of the older ones, is pretty attractive, I'd say. The back is more or less open, with large palm trees adorning the exterior. It never reains either, so it's always perfect for baseball. It's odd though, in that it feels like it's in the middle of nowhere. By that I mean, most big cities I've ever been in, you can very readily see the stadium from the highways and such. Dodger Stadium though, is in a ravine, like up on a semi-mesa even, and remarkably INconspicuous until you are on the paid grounds.

Next big difference for me was, whilst milling about, who walks by me, but noneother than Paris Hilton. (I swore I wouldn't name drop, but a) people seem to like it, and b) it's pertinent to my story of contrasts.) Seriously, that doesn't happen at Kansas City Royals' games. In New York, it's more likely going to be, I don't know, James Gandolfini. And better still, much to my pleasant surprise, when they confirmed her presence on the Jumbotron, she was mercilessly booed.
A nice little touch for me was when I came across a monitor showing the game, since my friend was late. Who do I hear, but Vin Scully and his buttery smooth, classic broadcaster voice, only THIS time, I'm a part of the action he's painting such a beautiful picture of. He's like the Phil Rizzuto I grew up with, except he makes crystal clear sense.
Once inside, taking in the game itself, a couple of bullet points stuck out. First of all, just like I'd heard, the crowd is fashionably late (read: 2nd or 3rd inning). HOWEVER, I can now cut them a bit more slack on that one, having now seen just how much traffic has to squeeze into such a small amount of road, all during rush hour. They also leave very early, to which there is no excuse. If you don't care about the outcome of the game, don't go in the first place.
New York fans pride themselves on their knowledge of the game. They know when to cheer, when to boo (except with A-Rod), and appreciate the nuances. More than anything, I was floored when in the middle of a close game with their arch rival (this is L.A.'s version of Yanks-Red Sox), with Barry Bonds, the greatest player of my lifetime at the plate, two men on base, the crowd was FIXATED on the beach ball bounding in the stands. That was all I needed to know.
Overall, it was a pretty nice experience. It's a lovely facility. Very civil. Completely family friendly. And like most things out here, completely without edge, which, depending on your tastes, is a good thing or a bad thing.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Right on the Left Coast

In the 4 months I've been doing this blog, I've made it a point not to get political. There's plenty of soapbox forums in the world without me cluttering it further. I've got plenty of opinions, and I'm always a willing sparring partner for a bouncy dialogue, but a preacher I am not. What I WILL comment on though, is the political atmosphere I've observed out here in my new digs.

For some reason, I got it fixed in my head that the whole state was going to be this bastion of liberalism. You know, "If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair," "gliddy glop gloopy," that kind of thing. Nothing but positive, brother-loving "vibes." Wrong. I'm increasingly amazed at how conservative the climate is out here. Chalk it up to my own naivete more than anything. I mean, if I stopped to think about it, the Governator is the Governor for crying out loud, and Ronnie Baby has been all but annointed sainthood here.

Burned out on my jazz cd's, scared to listen to my hip-hop in the wake of the Imus fall out, I've been listening more and more to talk radio during my 45-minute commute. While my personal politics tend to fall on the left side of the fence, I find myself much more drawn to conservative radio. I find their passion, even when I deem it grossly misguided, to be very entertaining. I'd say there are two common themes I hear more than anything else: 1) Staunch support for the war/troops in Iraq, and 2) "It's time to build a Berlin-esque wall or SOMETHING to keep out the Mexicans."

It's the passion behind the border issue I find most fascinating. My minimal experience with the extensive Latino population of L.A. has been, they're the same as everyone else out here. Populous, hard-working, certainly willing to get their hands dirty. I see them working within the restaurants, at the bus stops of Beverly Hills coming and going from their domestic or landscaping jobs, packs of day laborers looking for work every morning, business managers, you name it. The whole spectrum of working capacities, same as any other peoples. Yet I sense such an undercurrent of hostility towards them. I suppose not outwardly in day to day dealings, but when the faceless voices "appear" on the radio, on a repercussionless forum, there's real venom behind some of these callers.

"Get the troops out of Iraq, and onto the Mexican border!" "Forget a wall, the border jumpers should be shot on sight." That kind of stuff. Real vitriol. Just this morning, a prominent radio voice here was talking about the various diseases and such "these people" bring here. There seems to be SUCH resentment and disdain.

There are a host of legitimate issues regarding our immigration policies. I'm personally not a believer in carte blanche, no questions asked citizenship for whomever asks. But while I'm all for immigrants entering the U.S. via proper channels, I don't think SoCal anyway, realizes what would happen to their lifestyles if they got what they wished for, and they all disappeared.

Where's all the groovy cats? Where's all the good vibes? This aspect of my California living is kind of like setting out to go to Woodstock, but ending up with Altamont. You still got a great show with a host of different acts, but instead of Hendrix playing the Star-Spangled banner at dawn to close the show, you got the Hells Angels stabbing someone during the Stones set. Puts a bit of a damper on things, to say the least.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Gone, but not Forgotten

To my "legions," of fans, I know I've been a bit slack lately. I got a new musical toy, and it's taking up most of my free time at the moment. I'm unleashing a couple of years worth of songs that were stuck in my head upon my new 24-track. Anyway, I promise to get back to my irreverant take on L.A. shortly, and in abundance.

Buh

Friday, April 6, 2007

Everyday People

So, I'm halfway through my commute the other morning, stopped at a light. I look over to my right into the driver's side of this big ol' gold, Lexus SUV. I hadn't yet had my coffee, but I'm like, "Is that...? I think...Yes, it's Leeza Gibbons." Was she on her way to "Dancing With the Stars" rehearsal perhaps? Should I offer up some pointers?

Don't worry folks, I'm not gonna tell you all every time I see a celeb out here. The purpose of today's treatise is actually to comment on the relatively mundane phenomenon it is for people to see celebs. It's no big deal to anyone out here, because it's the norm. I've now seen a real who's who in random famous people (my criteria for famous is, if I know who they are and we've never met, then they've clearly attained at least some degree of notoriety.) I've seen Kirstin Dunst, Kyra Sedgewick, Leeza Gibbons, "Crab Man" from "My Name is Earl," one of the lesser guys from "Swingers," and one of the Sklar twins from that "Cheap Seats" show. Throw in Bubba's two-for-Tuesday the other night of Lindsay Lohan and Quincy Jones' daughter from "The Office," and it's a pretty good lot for 4 months.

What's wild is, in all of these instances, it was coming across them in day to day life. The supermarket. The pharmacy. The hair salon. The parking lot. And what's gotta be pretty cool for them is, no one seems to hassle them at all. At least not during the day, away from the clubs. All bets are off if you're currently embroiled in a scandal of course, but out of all of these folks, not one of them was being badgered for pictures, autographs, etc. I gotta tip my hat to L.A. about that. Bodes well for my impending celebrity.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

A Fool and His Money...

So, Bubba and I ended up at this lil' house party on Saturday night, in the home of an acquaintance she'd made. More in the name of fulfilling a coerced promise to attend, than any real burning desire to be there, we figured we'd make a token appearance towards the end of the allotted party hours of 4-10. We made our way to the backyard, which was pretty darn cool. There was this whole, zen meditation garden thing happening, that I could very much dig having myself. You know, plant life, stones, little trickly water and whatnot. I could definitely find myself in there.

Anyway, I did not know a soul besides Bubba at this shindig. So, upon seeing the woman who'd been on the bench next to us leave, leaving this gentleman by his lonesome, I figured I'd start some small talk. He was around 50 or so, with this long, tightly braided, thin ponytail. I thought to myself, "if my ponytail looked this chumpy all these years, I've made a grave error in judgement." (for the record, I don't sport the ponytail too often these days. more of a mop-top. but I also say with confidence that when I did/do, it looks a lot better on me than on him.) So I start chatting up this guy. "Where you from? Who do you know here?" etc. After, "what do you do?" he proceded to give us 15 minutes of insane commentary.

In a nutshell, this guy was telling us how his family business, worth about $30 mil or so, was to be divided amongst himself and his two sisters. Seems one sister, systematically took over the company and has acquired all of its net worth, leaving him, his other sister, and his elderly parents, to fend for themselves. This tale blew my circuitry on so many levels, that I could barely speak.

1) Why is this man telling me, a perfect stranger, INTIMATE details of his finances? I mean, specific dollar amounts. "These are my assets. This is what I owe." etc. Is it me, or isn't it completely wrong to offer up this kind of information? It's rude, no? I don't like to tell people my rent, simply because it's none of their business, let alone, how much his father takes home annually from Social Security (which he did).

2) This whole business culminated like 2 months ago. This wound is FRESH. Yet he was unbeliveably calm about it all. More than that, he's not even angry at his sister the thief, and he's pretty much ceased fighting it. Bubba and I kept looking at each other, half outraged, half trying to keep from laughing in this guy's face. "What would you do Bubba?" "I don't know. SOMETHING." "What would you do Scott?" "I don't know. SOMETHING." This dude was like Homer Simpson. "Yeah, but what are you gonna do? Can't fight city hall."

3) The last offensive nugget was that he was mulling over the prospect of actually, potenitally having to get a JOB after all of this. You could tell that this was really troubling, and completely foreign a proposition to this guy. First he's gonna sell everything he's got. Basically, anything to avoid actual toil. As such, he deserves to lose his money.

So what did I learn from all of this? This is what happens when kids have to wear helmets when they bike ride. (I keep bringing this up because this coddling phenomenon keeps happening, and I've had a lot of contrasting commentary on my observations). Calamity hit this guy, and he's like Chauncey Gardner, the Peter Sellers character in "Being There." He's clueless about the real world. If he understood the real world at all, he'd be going Tony Soprano on his sister about now. Lastly, I'm telling you, I'm all for this California peace thing, mellowing out, be in the now, acceptance of what is and all. But at some point, a line gets crossed between a surrender to the river of life, and being rendered an impotent dormat. If I ever get as "peaceful" as this guy, someone please do me a favor and fit me with a pair of cement shoes. For MY own good.